Yesterday night or should i say wee hours of this morning, Gary, Kevin, Bosco, Shi Kang and myself went sing K! Woohoo first time go sing leh, song song till jurong lah! Too bad the rest couldnt join us, if not lagi happening man.

We sang a lot of songs, english, chinese, hokkien also have. Sibei song, laughing and yelling at the top of our voices with no one to stop us is really really letting go. Really really nice experience.

This is very boring dah, rotting at home. Play games until sian also. I need to go out... now. I REALLY NEED TOO! If u wanna go out, jio me and see if i can make it. Please!

Who says Singapore got no local talent, see this local N93 advert production and u will know what i mean.

Boo! I'm jobless since my holidays! Nooooo! Nvm lor, dont spend so much this month. Try to save a bit here and there then wait for next month before i get allowance :P.

Went to Kumon for interview yesterday, it was pretty stupid lah. Still must take test leh, lame. Not interview to be teacher also, just marker only still must do. It was a laughing matter between Gary and myself lol.

Miss my friends a lot, late nights and laughter. It's just never gonna be the same again.

Yay! Exams are finally over! Enjoyed myself even though exam was near so it sort of didnt really matter at all. Tml going for job interview at Orchard Kumon, if it works out well then i might really work long term in that job. For the extra pocket money.

Got my Samsung E870 today! Woohoo! I'm in love with it, still considering for G-Mask because it cost $38. But i want to choose a nice design which i will not get tired in the long run.

Watch the video here. Got this from vr-zone which got it from SGCafe. Very nice animation, proves that singapore does have talents in video editing and animation drawings.

Yes i'm in love with this phone. Small, compact and ultimately its CLAMSHELL! I'm gonna get it but i am not sure where though. Its already an archived GSM phone, meaning its already obsolete. But i'm sure i can get it somewhere, just have to take time searching for it.

Nonetheless, i am sure u people out there have heard of the current uproar of ODEX slapping some $3-$5K fines on mere kids. Even a 9 year old kid wasnt spared. The power of law and money really makes life difficult. So why wait?! Why let them continue this massacre?! I say we stand up! Stand up for our freedom and privacy! Join the ODEX Rebeliion! Mendeka!

Awesome! This movie is great man! As u watched Bourne Identity, Supremacy and now Ultimatum, u will definitely liked it as much as i do. U wont see head on collision but how he go about owning people. Really ownage to those who opposes him haha. Go watch if u wanna know more about it. I heard Rush Hour 3 is also a must catch!

Fireworks only, never see before meh? How come everyone goes gaga about it?! No big hoo-haa lor, lights in the sky and bang bang only. Plus the amount of crowd there, really zzz. Judging from the amount of people heading back home, i concluded that only people who got really nothing to do in their free time then head down to Esplanade to have some close proximity rubbing with others. If i wanna rub my body with some stranger then i would have gone straight to clubbing instead -.-.

Hurray! Finally i changed the blog skin! Not much help other than how to shift it to the right and how to link my archives. I'm so good that i cant stand it :P! Lime green and black makes the ultimate combination man! Shiokness to the max!

Exams fucked up again. As usual i need God's help again, i wonder if he heard my prayers? Its this time again at the end of every semester that he has to come and help me. Yup u heard me, i cant live without him.

Last day Lim Hl is in SP. Next time no one eat lunch with me liao lor. Sianzation. Hope theres a buddy to accompany me when results are out, if u catch my drift ;).

Alright, i've been lazing off these 2 days. Havent studied much but when i tried to do the past year papers i realized i'm fucked. Couldnt understand shit so i guess i'm gonna retake this sem again. What bothers me is how am i gonna talk to my parents about it. I let them down again.

Whenever exam comes, it really fucks me upside down man. I need someone to save me from this mess. And by that i meant someone to help me in my studies. God's too busy with others right now so i guess i am on my own.

Exams 3 days in a row and i know nothing about any of them. I'm worried but not nervous enough to put all my heart and soul into my exams. Guessed i deserved it. Oh well.

Hl just went home le. Sian lor, no one to chit chat before falling asleep. Mr Lonely again.

Played almost one whole day of COH with Wes. Song dah! Germans actually quite fun to play with the veterancy upgrade, which can really own Allies man.

Now i experimenting with blog skins. Might get a new one done tonight! Keep ur fingers crossed! :D

Yea its my nation's 42th birthday! 20 years of peace since i came into this world! :D. Here's wishing prosperity to my country!

This post is for yesterday. Aiya, wanted to have a nice meal with my gf de. Basket she suggest to eat at foodcourt instead -.-. Give her money to buy and yet dont want then go complain that she had to pay for herself. Wtf -.- again.

In the end she ate beef noodles and i had beef pepper set from Pepper Lunch Express. My beef taste better than hers! Muahaha. After which we went Swensens to have 3-scoope sundae, Peachy Mango, Butterscotch and Mocha Almond Fudge. Mmmmm! heavens.

Then went her place to stay over again. Hehe.

Okie, i will post some jokes which i think might be funny for those who might read it. Btw its taken from vr-zone. I will separate each joke with LINES. ;)

Wong Ah Fatt believed 8 was his lucky number. He was born on 8 Aug, lived at no. 8 Hoy Fatt Rd, and drove a car with 8888 on the no. plate. On his birthday 8 Aug 1988, he went to the Turf Club and was excited to see a horse named Fatt Fatt in race 8 drawn on barrier 8. He went to the 8th counter and placed a bet of $888 on Fatt Fatt.
It came in 8th
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The young man went to see his boss and spoke up nervously.
"Sir," he said, I would like to request your daughter's hand in marriage".
"Eh? Hmm....... well, have you seen my wife?" said the boss.
"Yes sir, I have sir, but I still prefer your daughter, sir!"
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Ladies hostel caught Fire. It took 1 hour to bring the fire under control...
and another 3 hours to bring the firemen under control.
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Wife: If I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to come in your mind?
Husband: that you are a lesbian.
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Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S Huh?
Because the people started licking the wrong side!
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Nobody is ever satisfied, Poor men wish they were rich, Rich men wish they were handsome, Bachelors wish they were married & Married men wish they were Dead!
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A divorced Couple were contesting for possession of the child. The mother said: "I gave birth to him so he's mine"
The father said: "I put a coin in the pepsi machine and a can comes out so the pepsi belongs to me! not to the machine!"
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A girl says to her boyfriend, "One kiss and I'll be yours forever."
The guy says 'thanks for the warning'
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A Husband Was Asked: "Do you talk to your wife after sex?"
He replied: "Depends, If I Can find a Phone"
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Man to wife on wedding night-"Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?'
"Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!'
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Little johny's school is having show and tell, so the teacher starts a 'Guess What’s Behind My Back' game. She goes to her desk and picks up a item. She says, okay class, what am I holding, its RED, ROUND, and SHINEY. Little Johny replies I know teacher its an apple, The teacher replies, no little johny, But I like the way you think. So the teacher goes gack to her desk picks up another item. She says, okay class, what am I holding now, its YELLOW, and SOFT. Little Johny replies I know teacher,its a bannana. The teacher replies, no little johny, its a tennis ball. But I like the way you think. At this point little johny is furious.

Okay teacher, this one's for you, he stuck his hand in his pocket and said okay what am I Holding, Its ROUND, HARD, and has a HEAD. The teacher says, Little johny, go to the office right now, you are in trouble. Little johny replies, for what teacher, its just a quarter, but I like the way you think.
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Ah Beng was travelling in a crowded bus. As he took out his wallet to pay the fare, his passport-size photograph accidentally fell from his pocket. He started searching for it frantically & found it on the floor, below the ends of a woman's long sari. He asked her "Can you lift up your sari? I wanna take photograph"
He was beaten up so badly that he had to be admitted to hospital.

He was surprised to see his Singaporean friend, Ah Seng, on the bed next to him, in a worse condition.
Ah Seng explained what happened to him. He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He couldn't find any hotel. So he approached a nearby house and asked the owner whether he can stay there for the night.

The owner replied "I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry, I can't allow you to stay".
He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the night. The owner replied, "I have 3 grown up daughters. "Sorry, I can't allow you to stay".
He went to the next house and asked: "Do you have grown up daughters?"
The Owner asked, "WHY?Huh?Huh???””
Ah Seng replied, "I wanted to stay here for a night....."
The next thing he knew, he was in the hospital bed
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A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly
dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of
dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give
you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?" "No, I had to
stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?"
the man asked. "No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need
everything I can get just to stay alive."

"Will you spend the on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?"
the man asked. "Are you NUTS!"
replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"

"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead
of food?" the man asked. "What disease would I get for ten lousy
bucks?!!" exclaimed the homeless man.

"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm
going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for
doing that?" I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

The man replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what a man looks
like who's given up beer, gambling, golf, and sex.
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Hell or Heaven

One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and died. Her soul arrived up in Heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.

"Welcome," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in, though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a Human Resources Manager make it this far, and we're not really sure what to do with you."
"No worries, just let me in," said the woman.
"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."
"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven", said the woman.
"Sorry, we have rules..." And with that St. Peter put the executive in a lift and it went down-down-down to Hell.

The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course.
In the distance was a country club and in front of her were all her fellow executive friends that she had worked with, and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed a superb steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved good-bye as she got on the lift.

The lift went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter waiting for her.
"Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had a great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were
up and St. Peter came and got her.

"So, you've spent a day in Hell and you've spent a day in Heaven. Now you must choose your eternity".

The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I would say this. I mean, Heaven has been really great, but I had a better time in Hell."
So St. Peter escorted her to the lift and again she went down-down-down back to Hell.

When the doors of the lift opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw that her friends were dressed in rags and picking up garbage and putting it in sacks.
The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.
"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland and
all my friends look miserable."
The Devil looked at her and smiled. "Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're staff..."

The moral of this story:
Never believe what you see in the company or what they promised you.
It turns out to be sh*t always.
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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five- and six-year-olds. After explaining the commandment to honor thy father and thy mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat, one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill."
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Out Of The Ribs

At a Sunday school, the teacher taught how God created everything, including human beings. Johnny, a child in kindergarten class, seemed especially intrigued when they told him how Eve was created out of Adam's ribs.

Later in the week, his mother noticed him lying down as though he was ill, and asked, "Johnny, what is the matter?"

He responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I am going to have a wife."
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1) Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his exam?
A: Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything.

2) The president of a large corporation opened his directors' meeting by announcing, "All those who are opposed to the plan I am about to propose will reply by saying, 'I resign'."

3) When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

4) A little boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" His father replied, "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine."

5) Sunny's teacher sent a note home to his mother saying, "Sunny seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about girls." The Mother wrote back the next day, "If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his Father."
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Typing mistakes can be serious

1. A daughter sent a telegram to her father on passing her B.Ed exams, which the father received as "Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."

2. A husband, while on a business trip to a hill station sent a telegram to his wife "I wish you were here." The message received by the wife was "I wish you were her."

3. A man wanted to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he ordered a birthday cake. The salesman asked him what message he wanted put on the cake. He thought for a moment and said, "put getting older but you are getting better". The salesman asked "how do you want me to put it?" The man said ' Well...put "You are getting older" at the top and "but you are getting better" at the bottom. When the cake was unveiled at the party all the guests were aghast at the message on the cake. It read : "You are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at the bottom"
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Marketing Strategies:

Professor at the Management Institute was explaining marketing concepts:

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"

That's Direct Marketing.
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You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him."

That's Advertising.
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You see a gorgeous girl at a party. Y
ou go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."

That's Telemarketing.
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You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"

That's Public Relations.
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You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich.. Will you marry me? "

That's Brand Recognition.
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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That's Customer Feedback !!!!!
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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
And she introduces you to her husband

That's demand and supply gap.
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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and before you say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
She turns her face towards you. She is your wife !

That's competition eating into your market share.

Ok this topic really got my attention in vr-forums. FYI, [D] meant discussion. Since this is a blog, i type and u read.

Some argued it as just being a job, no supply no demand. Others make it their point that it is a very bad occupation and this women just care about money. Note: I'm talking about male prostitution as well, but i'm using women as the example since there are more female than male in this occupation.

How can people think that way?! Prostitutes are criminals?! Obviously they have been living a life of luxury that they didnt bother about how others in the world are living. It is infuriating to know that those of a better life or with religious propaganda are thinking this way. They never stop for a second to think that no one wants such a life if given a choice. Having a number of rods up ur ass isnt making ur shit much easier to exit.

So many cases about women being sold into prostitution and yet there are people not providing help but being an ass on this issue. Why cant people just see both sides of a coin? Prostitutes are still human and should still be given basic respect. If given a choice, i'm sure many of them would not want to be in this trade. Its not robbing so its still consider a business since both of them are trading. Money really makes the world go round.

Let me hear ur comments if u have them.

Ok first off, i cant believe i'm actually back here. Yes i am bored. Real bored. Well, in my bored time i did a little revamp to my blog. Ahh blogspot actually realize that there are people like me who cant do a proper template without their help hence the many preloaded templates! Thumbs up dah!

The reason why i didnt change any colour scheme on this template is to give credit to the creator. Son of moto is the name of the template i am currently using now. Pretty neat i would say, i couldnt even create quater of it. At least i wouldnt have the patience to do so.

Come on people, dont pretend. U all have been dying to read what i have been up to right?! Sad to disappoint, nothing much. Not gonna update my private life so much (its privacy u ass wipes! :P). Been leading a pretty interesting life with my dear, u jealous bastards should find love soon. Those who are boo-ing me now, u really dont have to hurt ur eyes reading this. Clicking on the small little X on the top right of ur browser really helps. If all else fails then Alt + F4.

Pretty dumb i would say if u continue reading even though u see this post as bullshit. I'll bet u are a smoker since it is harmful and u still smoke it anyway. *Cough* so much smoke around... damn that mosquito coil *cough*.